$trategic KPI + %Synergy% = Love
by Mary-Jane Leo
Mary was lonely and needed a Partner with the same >!> Strategic Thrusts <!< in life- that is, she wanted a love who liked rainy days and cloudwatching adventures in spain tumbling tumbling tumbling away d o w n rabbit holes. This aim had not been in her purrrrview. Living in an enclosed bubble as a minion (Class 3.14) of a Class 10 Senior MGR, she was often using Microsoft Outlook and Lotus Notes efficiently. She arrived at the office reception at 8.47am so that she could reach her table at 8.48am so that she could pee by 8.52am so that she could go to the pantry and queue behind other minions to fill her glass jug by 8.58am so that she could go back to her cubicle turn on the laptop, wait for the light to glow blue, and sit down, ready, by 9am.
Apparently this is in Ceriph 4, out now at BooksActually and these stores. Read the whole thing!
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Absolutely amazing. So good.
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Written by a dear friend, who sees things differently and does not flinch
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Corporate jargon...story. #MINDBLOWING
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Apparently this is...at BooksActually
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Ceriph issue 4! Get...Books Actually or Kinokuniya
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