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Cröonchy Stars:

Cröonchy Stars was a breakfast cereal by Post Cereals of North America. The cereal was released in 1988, and discontinued about a year later, though it made a brief return in 1992. The box featured the Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show, who described the cereal as “cinnamonnamony”. The product’s name is likely a pseudo-phonetic rendition of how the Chef would pronounce “crunchy.” The back of the box featured ridiculous, and sometimes unsolvable, games and puzzles, including a memory-type card game on every box.

Here are some high-res scans of Chef’s Stoopid Games on the boxes. Börk börk börk!