The Financial Crisis, as Explained to My Fourteen-Year-Old Sister
- Kevin: At the same time, you’re having trouble paying back the $60 you owe me. So what would you rather do: try and pay me back the $60 or just default and give me your $25 Charizard?
- Olivia: I’d give you the Charizard.
- Kevin: Exactly. Who wouldn’t? Now, the bank—I mean me—has lost $25 when I expected to make $10. What’s the lesson here?
- Olivia: Pokémon is dumb.
