With Regard to the Anomalous Zoom Button on Inactive Windows on Graphite-themed Macs
- ET: GO AWAY
- Me: aren't you bothered by it
- Me: like what if the next time you have a big mac, right
- Me: and the sesame seeds on the bun are evenly distributed as always
- Me: EXCEPT for one spot where someone has obviously removed 2 seeds
- Me: and then after that every burger you eat HAS THAT SAME PROBLEM
- ET: lolol
- Me: WOULDNT THAT BE FREAKY
- ET: srsly u need help
- Me: NO BUT WHY WOULD ANYONE REMOVE SESAME SEEDS IN THE SAME SPOT FROM EVERY BUN
- ET: ok that i would get affected
- ET: WHEN THE DAMM SEEDS ARE EVENLY DISTRIBUTED
- Me: they are in a pseudo-random fashion
- Me: they never overlap because they stick better to the bun than to each other
- Me: they are pretty much well distributed
- Me: you never find an obviously bald spot
- ET: ...
- Me: or like later when you drive home
- Me: and the brake lights of every car you see are brighter on the right
- Me: EVERY. CAR.
- ET: you need help.
- Me: no
- Me: you would be bothered by all these
- Me: yet you pretend you don't care about the zoom button
- Me: WHY IS THAT
- Me: WHO DO YOU WORK FOR
