N.E.R.F.

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If she’s crazy she better be beautiful

Old man on the street (via OldSchooled - “For every upload [of old school wisdom] we’ll give $1SGD to a home for troubled youths in Singapore”)

05/12/11

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Science does not purvey absolute truth, science is a mechanism. It’s a way of trying to improve your knowledge of nature, it’s a system for testing your thoughts against the universe and seeing whether they match.

Isaac Asimov on science, creativity, and education in a rare Bill Moyers interview circa 1988

(via theatlantic)

05/12/11

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There may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device he invented.

President Obama (via moth)

(via maxistentialist)

06/10/11

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Just stop being a dumb asshole and you can achieve all your dreams.

Lily (via maxistentialist)

07/08/11

(via thinair)

15/10/10

Fillerama

inthefuturewedies:

ninedaysoff:

A lorem ipsum filler text generator, only with Futurama quotes.

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

(via aditoacitw)

14/09/10

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Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.

R. Davies (via liy)

13/09/10

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I am not a poet; I am the fucking future.

Bani Haykal for mux at Going Om, 21/08/10 (via fionazi)

23/08/10

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Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.

Unknown (via lab111)

05/08/10

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It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.

Hofstadter’s Law (via lab111)

03/08/10

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Philosophy is really homesickness; it is the urge to be at home everywhere.

Novalis, Fragmente (via fiddlersgreen) (via maxistentialist)

02/08/10

(via astronautte)

01/08/10

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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Was it worth it?

Gandhi (via maxistentialist)

10/07/10

(via mariakonstantinov, nevver)

26/05/10

Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject.

maxistentialist:

Someone called out “The Queen!”

“Ah”, replied Wilde, “but the Queen is not a subject.”

01/04/10

N.E.R.F.

Not Really An Acronym

Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject.